1. "Michael Graham is a very tall name." Guessed by
justpat.
2. "And now, if you fellas will excuse me, I'm going to go be mean to my air mattress." Guessed by
beeeej.
3. "When I start out to make a fool of myself, there's very little can stop me." Guessed by
justpat.
4. "Stay where you are, poor beast! This is no world for you." Guessed by
oceanic.
5. Character #1: "Why'd you hit him?"
Character #2: "He was drinkin' my profits." Guessed by
davidgallaher1.
6. "I'm glad it was you."
7. Character #1: "Goat butts against the edge, and his horns become entangled."
Character #2: "I don't believe I've had the pleasure!"
8. "(Character name), I suggest you get yourself a pen!" Guessed by
robyn_ma.
9. Character #1: "Could this thing interfere with having children?"
Character #2: "Yes- you cannot have sex if you die." Guessed by
justpat.
10. "(Character name), I do believe you're talking out of your ass."
BONUS: "I'm not here." Guessed by
justpat.
BONUS #2: "Just then, an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof." Bagged by
lexaplexa. (OK, it's a gimme; please indulge me. After all, that's not a sentence one gets to type every day.)