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The scene: Casa del Coyote, early this morning. Groggy from a hella night at work, our hero stumbles into the kitchen...


...which is blazing with lights: there's a film shoot in progress. I'm staring down the barrel of a video camera; lights are everywhere; my kitchen is packed with crew people. No, this is not a dream; no, I was not cautioned to expect this by He Who Doth Have Much to Answer For. A preternatural hush; the crew and I stare at one another. Show no fear, I remember thinking. Film crews sense fear, and they will attack. As my brain fumbles for a response, I glance up at my apartment mate: he's up on a ladder, taping gods-know-what to the ceiling. Our gazes meet. Before I can look away, he pounces:

"What do you think, Fred- was Superman a submissive...?"



Exeunt.

Date: 2010-01-16 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymel.livejournal.com
Definitely

Date: 2010-01-16 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] humblepie.livejournal.com
Gotta give the apartment mate credit for throwing you off the cranky-track.

Actually

Date: 2010-01-17 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolefay.livejournal.com
I always thought of Superman as asexual.

Date: 2010-01-17 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubiq31.livejournal.com
SMASH SMASH SMASH

Some people need to learn how to be considerate. Others need to learn not to smash cameras. I think I have the first skill down ;)

Date: 2010-01-17 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gandryyne.livejournal.com
Ahhhh the joys of living in Zland! Everyone shares in the adventure! Lol! :)

Date: 2010-01-18 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shugotenchi.livejournal.com
"Only for Batman."
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