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[coyotegoth]

It's almost a shame Bill Nighy got cast as Scrimgeour in the Deathly Hallows movies; in my mind's eye, I see him as an older Voldemort, having (redacted) and wound up on an island in the Caribbean somewhere. Sunglasses perched on his forehead, he's dressed in his best Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and straw hat (disguise), casting Imperius on the cabana boys to get them to bring him something fruity and tropical, and rubbing zinc oxide on what *would* be the bridge of his nose.