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[coyotegoth]

You know the rules by now: I post quotes from thirty different movies under the LJ cut; you guess the title of the movie; no Googling allowed. Have fun :)



1) Character #1: That's the last time, (name). That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
Character #2: You threatening me?
Character #1: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. The Breakfast Club, guessed by filkerdave.

2) Character #1: Have you ever seen any of your victims?
Character #2: You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me- would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.The Third Man, guessed by chris_walsh.

3) Character #1: FECK YOU!
Character #2: HEY!
Character #1: This is a house of lies!
Character #2: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word.
Character #3: I think she said "feck."
Character #2: What's the difference?
Character #3: The letter "u."Almost Famous, guessed by mcsnee.

4) [narration] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. The Shawshank Redemption, guessed by onceupon.

5) Character #1: "Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center." Sounds charming.
Character #2: That's only a part of the island. There's a very, very nice beach. Terns nest there. There's beautiful...
Character #1: [cuts her off] Terns? Mmh. If I help you, (name), it will be "turns" with us too. Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo.Silence of the Lambs, guessed by onceupon.

6) Character #1: (name), The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10, or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Character #2: Tell him yes on one, and no on two.
Character #1: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, guessed by filkerdave.

7) Character #1: Where are we going?
Character #2: Where they went.
Character #1: Suppose they went *nowhere*?
Character #2: Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, guessed by chris_walsh.

8) Ernest Hemingway said, “The world is a good place, and worth fighting for.” I believe in the second part.Se7en, guessed by chris_walsh.

9) Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?Fight Club, guessed by oceanic.

10) Character #1: He doesn't understand that he's the one who has the power to stop it. He simply can't imagine that one little boy could be that important.
Character #2: Is it really me?
Character #3: Maybe he doesn't know what he has to do!
Character #2: [shouts] What DO I have to do?
Character #1: He has to give me a new name. He's already chosen it. He just has to call it out. The Neverending Story, guessed by onceupon.

11) You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake...Conan the Barbarian, guessed by onceupon.

12) Character #1: (looking at her pet parrot, in a cage; talking to Character #2) You want me to call you poppa- isn't that it, (name)? And you want to call me mama.
Character #2: (bitterly) You know all the answers.
Character #1: You go right ahead. Of course, they may be the last words you ever say, but I'll try to kill you as painlessly as possible.
Character #2: (overlapping) I've got to go out tonight; I don't suppose there's anything for dinner?
Character #1: Why, of course there is, darling, there's all sorts of things: we have steak, and asparagus, and potatoes...
Character #2: I don't smell nothing.
Character #1: Well, that figures- you're too far away from it.
Character #2: Too far away from it?
Character #1: Certainly- you didn't think I had it all cooked, did you? It's all down at the shopping center.

13) Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.Dr. Strangelove, guessed by lawnrrd.


14) Character #1: I'd love a hot dog.
Character #2: Astrodome. Good hot dogs there.
Character #1: Astrodome? You can't grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that's a hot dog.
Character #2: The yellow mustard or the darker kind?
Character #1: The darker kind.
Character #2: It’s important.2010, guessed by filkerdave.

15) The curves of your lips rewrite history. Velvet Goldmine, guessed by magnet_girl.

16) Character #1: Mr. (name), why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Character #2: Who?
Character #1: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Character #2: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Character #1: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. (name). Forty-five miles an hour.
Character #2: How fast was I going, officer?
Character #1: I'd say around ninety.
Character #2: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Character #1: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Character #2: Suppose it doesn't take.
Character #1: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Character #2: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Character #1: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Character #2: That tears it.double Indemnity, guessed by interactiveleaf.

17) I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic. The Sweet Smell of Success, guessed by baldanders.


18) Character #1: Are you able to see the white line painted on the floor directly behind you, Six-Double-Five-Three-Two-One?
Character #2: Yes, sir.
Character #1: Then your toes belong on the *other* side of it!A Clockwork Orange, guessed by onceupon.

19) Character #1: Did I have you figured wrong?
Character #2: I don't know - I mean, I hope so.
Character #1: I visualised you in a haze as one of those slackster, flannel-wearing, coffee-house misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.
Character #2: No, no, no- I went the other road. Six figures, doing business with lead pipe cruelty, mercenary sensibility. You know... sports, sex, no real relationships. How about you - how have the years been treating you?
Character #1: Well you know me, Martin - still the same old sellout, exploiting the oppressed...
Character #2: Sure.
Character #1: Ah, what a piece of work is man, how noble... oh fuck it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing.Grosse Pointe Blank, guessed by onceupon.

20) You know, kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other jokers, but not you. No, kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...
[cocks pistol]
(con’t): ...masochistic.Kill Bill Vol. I, guessed by chris_walsh.

21) [On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Character #2 has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]
Character #1: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, (name), listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...
[Character #3 emerges, carrying a table with a box]
Character #1: ...or you can go for what's in the box that (name) is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?
[Character #2 has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]
Character #2: I'll take the box. The box!
[applause]
Character #1: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
[Character #3 opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]
Character #1: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!UHF, guessed by chris_walsh.

22) Character #1: (name), let me straighten you out on a couple of points. One, that wall is an ancient ruin. Two, this island is uninhabited.
[Loud drumming begins, coming from the direction of the wall]
Character #2: And three, there's an uninhabited German beer hall down there with a mechanical band.King Kong '76, guessed by onceupon.

23) Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!Raising Arizona, guessed by chris_walsh.

24) Do know what's gonna be here? Right here? A lake. As far as the eyes can see. Hundreds of feet deep. HUNDREDS of feet deep. Did you ever look out over a lake and think of somethin' buried underneath it? Buried underneath it. Well man, that's just about as buried as you can get.Deliverance, guessed by mcsnee.

25) I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!Tootsie, guessed by oceanic.

26) Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?All That Jazz, guessed by baldanders.


27) Character #1: Ten thousand? We were talking about a lot more money than this.
Character #2: Yes, sir, we were, but this is genuine coin of the realm. With a dollar of this, you can buy ten dollars of talk.

28) Character #1: Now that's aggravatin'.
Character #2: Sheriff?
Character #1: [points to a bottle of milk] Still sweatin'.
Character #2: Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this!
Character #1: Well, okay. What do we circulate? Lookin' for a man who recently drunk milk? No Country for Old Men, guessed by mcsnee.

29) Character #1: Hello (name).
Character #2: Hello, (name). I didn't know we were speaking...
Character #1: Sure, we're speaking, (name): you're fired.Citizen Kane, guessed by terracinque.

30) Character #1: What day is this?
Character #2: It's Wednesday... eh, it's Tuesday, I think.
Character #1: Think the tide's with us?
Character #2: Keep kicking.
Character #1: I used to hate the water...
Character #2: I can't imagine why.Jaws, guessed by kadenza.

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Right you are! (I'm surprised; I had thought that that would be one of the first to go.)