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[coyotegoth]

This week's challenge at snape100 is Random Facts About Severus Snape, in which one uses randomly generated “facts” about Snape as the basis for a drabble. Accordingly, I went to this site, typed in the name “Severus Snape,” and received the following:

“severus snape neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whiskey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.”

…where to begin?

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Best prompt ever. Gaijan Snape kicks ass in Kyoto?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this makes him sound like Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse Blues- which makes my brain melt :D

[dolorous-ett.livejournal.com]

If I'm swooning over the prompt, what on earth is the fic going to be like?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

How does a drabble ever live up to that? How, I say?

[singindemonhq.livejournal.com]

I'd say that the site has babbled
add threequarters and you've drabbled.