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I have to say a few words about Robbie, the piano player at the piano bar I go to.

Digression: In my wayward youth, I briefly worked the children's party circuit, for an entertainment company. We'd go to the party and set up; the tech people would do their techie things, the dancers would do a show... and I'd be in The Booth. There was a video camera there, which I'd operate, as this or that parent would drag their wayward child over. A smile congealing on my face, I'd videotape Junior's antics (including, on one memorable occasion, throwing up); if the parent in question was particularly sadistic inspired, they'd get their little one to sing (we had karaoke versions of several songs available). I'd be sitting there, trying to catch the eye of some merciful drink-bearing friend, and the kid in question would wail away, almost inevitably losing pitch, or lyrics, or both, clowning around as though they were being amusing. End of digression, but we'll return to this. Now, about Robbie:

1) He's good at what he does- not only does he have an excellent repertoire (including some woefully unfortunate choices; someone- not me!- facetiously requested "Music Box Dancer" once, and it's been wandering through his performances ever since), but he knows how to pace an evening; he smoothly covers the occasional fluffed lyric, and can feed lines, repeat musical intros, or transpose keys as needed.

2) He's damn near unflappable- even the occasional MTM popping up (once, in his tip jar) occasions nothing more than a laugh.

3) He can be persuaded to learn songs, if you provide sheet music and/or a tape *happy smile*

4) He's good at what he does, and damn near unflappable while doing it. Remember those clowning infants? Well, someone inflated one of them into six feet of drunken, braying jackass, suffering under the woefully mistaken impression that he was (intentionally) amusing, as he clutched onto the guest singer mike, staggering his mistaken way through the wrong lyrics of far, far too many songs.

Robbie took it smoothly at first, feeding him lyrics in an attempt to gently guide him back to something approaching the correct verse; no soap. He- the drunk- kept right on through subsequent numbers, occasionally putting the mike back on its stand (backward), then lunging for it again, at one point holding it in front of Robbie's face (Robbie has his own mike). Robbie, a true pro, simply smiled and said, "Thanks- I've got my own." By this point, most of the people I knew there had fled shrieking into the night; I'd have joined them, but [livejournal.com profile] artemitis had shown up, and I couldn't abandon her to this horror.

This went on for almost half an hour (when he finally left, the reaction of the bar was one of relief/applause/shocked disbelief), but Robbie never faltered (although at one point, when said audience member was threatening to slosh his way through "Piano Man," he did say "Hey, this is about me- why don't I sing it?" through smiling, clenched teeth). A true pro, he is.
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Date: 2003-10-17 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patashoqua.livejournal.com
Looks like I left just in time. Dang.

Date: 2003-10-17 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patashoqua.livejournal.com
oh, and that url: http://www.parterre.com

do NOT drink anything while reading this site, unless you're in need of nasal irrigation.

Date: 2003-10-17 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadnotes.livejournal.com
Oh dear gods -- the guy who does this zine used to work with me, back when it was a paper zine. I haven't though of him in ages!

Date: 2003-10-17 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patashoqua.livejournal.com
Small World Theatre strikes again. In any case, the zine is hilarious.

Date: 2003-10-17 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tropism.livejournal.com
What's an MTM?

Date: 2003-10-17 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
An MTM- (http://www.livejournal.com/community/m_t_m/) short for "Mattress Ticking Man"- is one of those things that has to be seen to be truly understood; simply saying that it's a small, stuffed doll made of mattress ticking, with a crazed grin painted on its face... well, that just doesn't convey the true MTM experience.

Date: 2003-10-17 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fimbrethil.livejournal.com
Absolutely. I miss hearing him play. Damn my job!

Date: 2003-10-17 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baldanders.livejournal.com
Oog, I'm both sorry and glad we left when we did. Robbie did make dismayed abandoned noises, loud enough to be heard by the drunk if the drunk was capable of processing that kind of information, which obviously he wasn't.

What I wonder about is his two companions, each of whom seemed sober enough to understand what a jackass they guy was making of himself, but who didn't try to stop him. Maybe they were enjoying it in a different way than he thought.

Date: 2003-10-18 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
No doubt, although they did have the good grace to look mortified when he shoved the mike in Robbie's face. I'm guessing that as newbies, they may simply not have understood just how inappropriately he was acting; there are, say, wedding receptions where that type of thing would be par for the course.

Date: 2003-10-18 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genders.livejournal.com
This is great; gives one the sense of having been there...

Date: 2003-10-18 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
Hey, next time you're in town- who knows? :)

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