2007-08-12

coyotegoth: (Default)
2007-08-12 11:58 am

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This week's challenge at [livejournal.com profile] snape100 is Random Facts About Severus Snape, in which one uses randomly generated “facts” about Snape as the basis for a drabble. Accordingly, I went to this site, typed in the name “Severus Snape,” and received the following:

“severus snape neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whiskey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.”

…where to begin?