Stop the presses!

[coyotegoth]

http://www.sptimes.com/News/112901/Citrus/Mayor_banishes_Satan_.shtml

Now, if only they would ask Satan for his comments...

Comments

[mystica.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she means well. But I'm sure we'd all take her views more seriously if she was locked away in a room with no windows. Or at least I would. . .

[satanichbin.livejournal.com]

*ahem* -- first of all, please use feminine pronouns when referring to me.

Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens."

i gotta tell you, i love it. since when did mortal pen to paper stop the forces of evil? little does she realize I'd completely forgotten about that backwater town. good thing she reminded me to pay her more frequent visits...

She made five copies. One was kept for her office wall, which is covered with pictures of Elvis, framed letters of thanks and a painting of the Last Supper.

and who, exactly, does she think MADE the king???

hmmmm...

[micathefirst.livejournal.com]

so elvis signed a contract with you?
is that why he ate so much, because he was severely depressed over it?

Re: hmmmm...

[satanichbin.livejournal.com]

no contract was signed. he was created. as for eating too much, who ever said gluttony was a sin? not me!

Re: hmmmm...

[micathefirst.livejournal.com]

well....i guess in god's eyes it is, so maybe he wanted to please you by gaining say, over a hundred pounds.

[dozius.livejournal.com]

-wonders if next convergence should be held in that little town- Maybe we could give the mayor a heart attack... :P