Nostrodamus predicts
Jul. 15th, 2011 03:50 pmWhat's Harry going to do now that the series is over? asks Writer's Block on LJ. Simple:
He's going to use the gold his parents left him to build The Daily Prophet into a vast publishing empire. Along the way, he'll marry Ginny, then divorce her for a Muggle; he'll build a giant music hall in an attempt to sell the Wizarding world on the Muggle girl's singing talents; he'll break off contact with Ron after Ron pans her singing; he'll wind up in a top-floor room in Hogwarts (to which he is perpetually building new floors and wings, rather after the fashion of the Winchester mansion); he'll die while obsessing over his childhood toy broom, Rosebud.
I mean, duh.
He's going to use the gold his parents left him to build The Daily Prophet into a vast publishing empire. Along the way, he'll marry Ginny, then divorce her for a Muggle; he'll build a giant music hall in an attempt to sell the Wizarding world on the Muggle girl's singing talents; he'll break off contact with Ron after Ron pans her singing; he'll wind up in a top-floor room in Hogwarts (to which he is perpetually building new floors and wings, rather after the fashion of the Winchester mansion); he'll die while obsessing over his childhood toy broom, Rosebud.
I mean, duh.
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Date: 2011-07-15 08:17 pm (UTC)LOL, That was well played sir, well played.