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[coyotegoth]

Question, all- is there any wild chance that one of the author types on my flist could help me with suggestions for a submission letter for The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction? See, the thing is, it's for The Ballad of El Userino, my Tron/The Big Lebowski crossover fic. I've been staring at this screen for an hour, and I'm damned if I can think of a way to phrase, "Okay, so the Dude from The Big Lebowski accidentally gets digitized, and winds up as an accidental messiah of sorts to all the programs in the Encom mainframe, and... hello?" Any suggestions that could be left here or at coyote dot goth at gmail dot gom would be more than welcome :)



As a thanks for reading, here- have a photo of SyFy's newest Frankensteinian creation, the piranhaconda.

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[rm.livejournal.com]

Well, basically you need to frame it as why this is commentary/criticism, because they're not going to publish fanfiction.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

If you like piranhacondas
And getting caught in the rain
I'll wrap some coils 'round your ribcage,
then slowly digest your brain...

Ok, I'll stop now :)