Torchwood idea #2 (be very afraid)

[coyotegoth]

After the Torchwood thing I'm going to be working on in my- ha ha ha- spare time this weekend, I really want to write a Torchwood/Doctor Who/Hitchhiker's crossover. Jack winds up on the Heart of Gold; after playing about with the Infinite Improbability drive, and causing a rain of kittens¹, he winds up at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and the fun really begins. (Exactly where the Scientologists, the guinea pig, and the Spock ears come in hasn't been determined yet: there's where the art of it comes in. Geez, guess I should actually, I don't know, watch this show...)



¹Not in any harmful way, of course: they drift gently to the ground like dandelion fluff, little legs splayed, a multitude of furry pink bellies against the sky...

Comments

[soloadventure.livejournal.com]

I so want to read this. What show is it that you have to watch?? I thought you'd seen all of them?

And my most favorite line from the 10th doctor is still, "Ball bearings you can eat! Fantastic!"

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I've only seen roughly 4 episodes of Tenth Doctor, as well as 1 (the first) of Eleven; most of my DW knowledge is of the Tom Baker era. As far as Torchwood goes, I've been the "Out of Time" episode with the plane, and about half of the pilot.

[arethinn]

That sounds awesome.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

JOIN US.

Just saying.

(Also, rain of kittens? I suddenly feel like the reincarnated Agrajag. YOU ARE TRYING TO MURDER ME IN FANFIC. Heh.)

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Yeah; I'm trying to figure out the warning list for a story that looks to be including a rain of kittens, Davros running a Hawaiian getaway resort, the Weasley twins, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Perhaps a simple "ABANDON HOPE AND SAN POINTS, YE WHO ENTER HERE...?"

(I'm not usually this bad; it's been a week, and I needed to blow off steam.)