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coyotegothCrossover fic notion of the day, from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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"So we're talking about Piranha 3D at work. All the reviews are comparing it to "Snakes on a Plane." The only thing it doesn't have is Sam Jackson, so you can't hear him say: "I have HAD it with these mothafuckin PIRAHNAS in this mothafuckin LAKE!!!"
"It does have Ving Rhames, though. I can only imagine, in his Marsellus Wallace voice: "When the pirahna bites you, you may feel a slight ... sting. That's teeth fuckin' with you."
"In fact, I want to mash the two movies together and make Pirahna Fiction. "You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the mothafucka. Go back in there, chill them fishes out, and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly."
"Then Harvey Keitel shows up: "So pretty please, with sugar on top, kill the fuckin fish."
nounsandverbs:"So we're talking about Piranha 3D at work. All the reviews are comparing it to "Snakes on a Plane." The only thing it doesn't have is Sam Jackson, so you can't hear him say: "I have HAD it with these mothafuckin PIRAHNAS in this mothafuckin LAKE!!!"
"It does have Ving Rhames, though. I can only imagine, in his Marsellus Wallace voice: "When the pirahna bites you, you may feel a slight ... sting. That's teeth fuckin' with you."
"In fact, I want to mash the two movies together and make Pirahna Fiction. "You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the mothafucka. Go back in there, chill them fishes out, and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly."
"Then Harvey Keitel shows up: "So pretty please, with sugar on top, kill the fuckin fish."
