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[coyotegoth]

Syfy has cast 1980s pop-star rivals Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in one of the network's signature Saturday night original movies.

The network promises an epic battle¹ between the former teen pop stars, who will co-star in "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid."

Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.


¹Lirpa! Lirpa!

Comments

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

Together, they fight crime!



I give Gibson some small credit: she wrote her own stuff, unlike most of the competition. IIRC she also has a sense of humor.

[rm.livejournal.com]

That sounds like crazy, crazy lesbian porn.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

My teenaged liking-Debbie-Gibson self and my more-recent-liking-Tiffany self* would approve. (EEEEE-LEC-TRIC YOUTH!)

* Seriously barely noticed Tiffany back in the day; somehow didn't have that vaunted thing for redheads yet (though I caught up. Hello, Sara MacPherson at college!). Finally got a little crush going on Tiffany when she did Celebrity Fit Club.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I am so ready for it! And yes, this sounds like super weird porn.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but doesn't the universe explode or something if this happens?

[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

WHAT

Thirding the crazy porn.

[digitalsidhe.livejournal.com]

Lirpa! Lirpa!

"Kroykah!" shouts T'pau.

"After the lirpa battle, you will fight with... the ahn woon!"

(The Elvish icon will have to be nerdy enough.)

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

If this were any venue other than Skiffy, we'd be hearing about promotions reps and programming people going to their desks, putting shotguns in their mouths, and painting the walls behind them after reading about this. This either means that Skiffy people have nothing but contempt for their viewers, or, worse, they're such stunted Cat Piss Men that they're still trying to convince themselves that this is great viewing. I'm starting to lean toward the latter.

[ecola.livejournal.com]

is this based after a true story?

[arethinn]

Yes, but will it smell like Electric Youth? or ex·cla·ma·tion! ?