in which I make the o_O face

[coyotegoth]

Jarring, yet true: Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes production company is negotations to remake Rosemary's Baby. I'm fairly sure Bay won't be directing- that it'll be an executive producership a la his Texas Chainsaw remake... but man, is that a peanut butter and borscht sandwich. (I see he's also remaking The Birds: one imagines him directing Bruce Willis taking out hordes of turkey vultures with his trusty flamethrower, even as one of them siezes a turtle in its claws, and we follow the turtle as it plummets towards Bruce's bald head...)