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coyotegothNumber your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions!
1 Harry Potter
2 Narcissa Malfoy
3 Horace Slughorn
4 Severus Snape
5 Lucius Malfoy
6 Albus Dumbledore
7 Fenrir Greyback
8 Tom Riddle
9 Arthur Weasley
10 Remus Lupin
11 Luna Lovegood
12 Minerva McGonagall
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(Albus/Luna) Not that I can recall, but I'm sure they exist.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape? Not to my particular taste, but I can definitely see why he has a following.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(McGonagall/Riddle) The healer at St. Mungo's would bite his tongue frantically until he got home? That's one funky Transfig experiment.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Arthur) I've written a few :)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Narcissa/Albus) DOES NOT COMPUTE
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Lucius/Remus) I'll go with Lucius/Remus; the only Arthur/Lucius I can imagine is a brief bout of noncon as revenge for the fistfight, followed by an immediate disintegration, and the Obliviation of the memories of everyone within sight.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Greyback--->Narcissa/Minerva) Err... he'd probably eat them, actually.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(Slughorn/Lupin) Hrrm... Slughorn offers Remus an improved, total-cure version of the wolfsbane potion (of which only one dose exists; unique ingredient, or some such), but as there's only one dose, Remus winds up giving it to another werewolf.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(Tom Riddle/Harry) "You know, Harry, we've both been going about this whole prophecy thing the wrong way; how about a rock, scissors, paper match, followed by a butterbeer or two? Winner buys?"
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Greyback/McGonagall) "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?" (I know, I know...)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Snape/Harry) Hrrm; Snape manages to Imperius Harry, has a vigorous bout of noncon, then leaves him for his first Potions class to discover? It's hard to say; there's been so much of this pairing posted, it's hard to find a new angle.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Slughorn het? o_O Not that they'll confess to, I'm sure.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Luna? I'm certain they do, although I haven't seen any of late.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Narcissa/Severus/Lucius) Err...
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
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fourth_rose; it would be "Sirius!"
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Tom Riddle– Probably "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," gods help us all. Crack!fic ahoy!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Harry/Albus/McGonagall) That *is* a warning.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Lupin/Narcissa) Err, no.
1 Harry Potter
2 Narcissa Malfoy
3 Horace Slughorn
4 Severus Snape
5 Lucius Malfoy
6 Albus Dumbledore
7 Fenrir Greyback
8 Tom Riddle
9 Arthur Weasley
10 Remus Lupin
11 Luna Lovegood
12 Minerva McGonagall
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(Albus/Luna) Not that I can recall, but I'm sure they exist.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Snape? Not to my particular taste, but I can definitely see why he has a following.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(McGonagall/Riddle) The healer at St. Mungo's would bite his tongue frantically until he got home? That's one funky Transfig experiment.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
(Arthur) I've written a few :)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Narcissa/Albus) DOES NOT COMPUTE
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Lucius/Remus) I'll go with Lucius/Remus; the only Arthur/Lucius I can imagine is a brief bout of noncon as revenge for the fistfight, followed by an immediate disintegration, and the Obliviation of the memories of everyone within sight.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
(Greyback--->Narcissa/Minerva) Err... he'd probably eat them, actually.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(Slughorn/Lupin) Hrrm... Slughorn offers Remus an improved, total-cure version of the wolfsbane potion (of which only one dose exists; unique ingredient, or some such), but as there's only one dose, Remus winds up giving it to another werewolf.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(Tom Riddle/Harry) "You know, Harry, we've both been going about this whole prophecy thing the wrong way; how about a rock, scissors, paper match, followed by a butterbeer or two? Winner buys?"
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Greyback/McGonagall) "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?" (I know, I know...)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Snape/Harry) Hrrm; Snape manages to Imperius Harry, has a vigorous bout of noncon, then leaves him for his first Potions class to discover? It's hard to say; there's been so much of this pairing posted, it's hard to find a new angle.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Slughorn het? o_O Not that they'll confess to, I'm sure.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Luna? I'm certain they do, although I haven't seen any of late.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Narcissa/Severus/Lucius) Err...
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I have to concur with
fourth_rose; it would be "Sirius!"16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Tom Riddle– Probably "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," gods help us all. Crack!fic ahoy!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Harry/Albus/McGonagall) That *is* a warning.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(Lupin/Narcissa) Err, no.
