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From the department of "this will not end well..."

Steven Seagal and local sheriff raid Valley home in tank to take down a man suspected of cockfighting.

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A small grace in the wake of Elizabeth Taylor's death (Place in the Sun was out at the video store; I wound up watching Winter Kills, in which Elizabeth Taylor is also awesome): my landlord drops by to drop something off; on the way out the door, he mentions how he was a security guard at the Plaza, back in the '70s. One day, the service elevator opens: there's Elizabeth Taylor, giving him a radiant smile as she walks through the kitchen, avoiding the press. My landlord is understandably dumbstruck as Elizabeth Taylor climbs into a van and drives away, leaving him with an unforgettable memory.

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La. student sent home for wearing a T-shirt that said, “Some kids are gay. That’s OK.”

BWAHAHAHAHA :D!!!

Via andrewducker: Some unsung genius called Raffjones took Richard E. Grant’s dialogue from Withnail & I, and put it in the mouth of C-3PO. Result: Ded from laughy. (Some NSFW language.)

Vader & I.

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NYCers: Y'all have heard about The Harry Potter exhibition that about to be happening at the Discovery Museum in Times Square, of course?