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Via burger_eater: In Legoland, no one can hear you scream. (I don't know about that tagline, though: they were in outer space, and they did plenty of screaming.)

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I suspect that this was the origin of that classic folk phrase, "More fun than a wood-eating catfish."

@_# <---the face I meade when I read this

Two words I honestly never expected to hear in the same sentence: "oyster" and "beer".