Latest Stephen Perry update: have just received an email with a rather large attachment, which this computer is incapable of opening. With it, a note reading:
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SORRY FOR SUCH BREVITY. THIS IS FOR YOU, TO PASS ON, TO POST, TO DO WHATEVER YOU WISH WITH IT... AND THAT INCLUDES THE TRASH OR BURN PIT. THIS IS THE TRUTH, BUT THE POST SCRIPT IS PRIVATE.
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