So utterly WRONG

I can only quote from Harry Kimball at Newser, by way of Making Light:

"Adjust your opinion of Kristopher Sickles--one of the Hutaree militia members jailed on suspicion of sedition and conspiracy to murder a police officer--according to a YouTube video dug up by TPMMuckracker which is super NSFW. In it, Sickles awakens in a field naked save for a picture of George W. Bush partially obscuring his genitalia. He finds a wounded guy lying nearby, and is himself attacked by a man in a diaper wearing a huge duck head, who roars: "May the mighty dildos of hell rain upon your wicked carcass, quack, quack."

""Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet," Sickles pleads. He is then rescued by a lisping passerby. In what appears to be a punchline for a joke that never really got told, Sickles' naked character answers the question of what happened thusly: "I just woke up from a wet dream to a dead guy and a chicken who preceded to flog me with a rubber cock, and to top it all off, I've got a moron humming on my naked balls." The clip has disappeared from YouTube, but TPM has a version."

(To which I can only add that my apartment mate has posted many YouTube videos starring himself; if he even thinks of buying a duck mask...)

PSA

I just want to thank Dr Mahindra at Smile Smile Dental (NYC; 9th Ave between 44th and 45th) for the easiest filling I've ever had. If you're in NYC and need an affordable dentist, I strongly recommend. (I'm still recovering from the filling process, as well as a generally chaotic day, so if you get any messages from me along the lines of PAUL NOT WALRUS STOP I AM WALRUS STOP GOO GOO GA JOOB, that would be why.)