"Michael wants to sing..."

The other night at piano bar was what I used to privately refer to as “nurse night” back at Rose’s: a group of people- often nurses, for whatever reason- would come in and act exceptionally loud and boisterous. This time, it involved them yelling at Greg the piano player after each number, “Michael wants to sing ‘Sweet Caroline.’” (Michael, one of the wait staff, was getting ready for his set, which kept getting delayed as Michael had to make drinks for people- I wonder who?- and Greg would call over to ask, “Michael, do you want to sing (whatever))?”

It got to the point that the guy next to me (a stranger) and I would turn to each other after each song and say, “Michael wants to sing ‘Detroit Rock City,’” “Michael wants to sing ‘Black Dog,’” or “Michael wants to sing ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart.’” Accordingly, I offer this poll (pretend it’s an actual imbedded poll thingie):

Michael wants to sing:

1) “Hurt.”
2) “Head Like a Hole.”
3) “Breaking the Law.”
4) “This Corrosion.”
5) (other- write-in)

You tell us, LJ- want does Michael want to sing...?

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Why, God- *why* am I not surprised that there is such a thing as a Twilight-themed dildo... or that, yes, it sparkles? (Link NSFW, obviously.)