"Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nastï."

Boy uses skills learned in World of Warcraft to save self, sister from moose attack. Moose attacks can actually be bad news; they have extremely sharp hooves, and a pronounced tendancy to stomp threatening-looking animals (which is to say, virtually anything they come across) with same. Perhaps not as vicious as a hippopotamus; still, not an ungulate I'd bring home to mother.