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In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I would simply like to say, pass the ham.


ETA: You knew that this was originally popularized by Dave Barry, right?

Son of ETA: ( And, because Misia made me remember it, a pirate-type shanty... (No, not 'My Heart Belongs to Daddy') )

"Butcha are, Albus! Butcha ARE in a wheelchair!"

Today's challenge to self is to continue full steam ahead with the Harry Potter story I've been working on, and resist with all my might the crack!fic notion that just hove its way into my brain, involving Snape and Dumbledore re-enacting Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

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(If only it weren't for the vision of Snape performing "I'm Writing a Letter to Daddy," while togged out in Neville's Grandmother's outfit from Prisoner of Azkaban...)

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You know, it's far too seldom that one hears the words "bat" and "adorable" in the same sentence...